Mel make you food Y U NO LISTEN?
True fact. Yes, I did actually say that when No one responded.
I made them bread. Actually bread bread, toasted sandwiches, a barrage of noises emitted from my mouth and the joy of listening to several conversations between the cat & I in meows.
Look how perfect and innocent it is!
It has no idea what lies in store for it.
I was all like beeping and such at how perfect it was looking!
Then I looked at the bigger picture.
Slanted is really not good.
Slanted is the first sign on the road to mangled.
I travelled along that road.
The mangling bread road.
All through out this? There was lots and lots of noises.
Running around the house and dancing.
My bread has holes.
A giant hole.
Mangled and hole-y?
Did I mention that it is wonky? As in one side is bigger than the other?
I cut my bread in a creative fashion.
At least the bread making part was easy. Just dump everything in the bread maker and push a few buttons. I like buttons. I also like the fact that the entire time my hands were clean because I did not need to knead it.
Mmm clean hands and hot bread with butter.