Greetings. This is Ness… for the first time EVER.
I know. I heard someone gasp too.
Now, ’cause i’m (
completely) slightly new to this whole new fangled “blog” thing (trust me, I didn’t know how to turn on the tv months after we got it), you’re just going to have to cope.
I know. I feel the awkwardness. It’s awkwardly awkward.
So it’s time to announce… PICTURE TIME. Yes, pink giraffes and friggin sexy shoes.
I’m not sure why Mel took a picture of my pink giraffe. I like to call it Joe, Joe the giraffe. Sometimes I think “what a sad, lonely life poor widdle Joe has hanging off a chain on my neck” until I remember- he is a metal giraffe and he makes my outfit pretty. I think Joe likes that.
I also recently acquired new shoes I think are rather high, yet which Mel looks upon and scoffs at the feeble length. They are at least, taller than Joe the giraffe. Pfah! I can hear her now. New shoes mean yes, we did drag Karl to all the shoe shops in Wellington.
Woot for new shoes!
Here shows me, exerting my amazing honed erm.. muscles and demonstrating extraordinary stabbing skills used for bad people. 0.0
On a lighter note, rapists are no match for a pair of these babies! (Now only $40!)
Yes, I do look retarded as hell and am practically throwing those shoes across the room.
But.. OMG IT’S NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM!!!
I’m not quite sure what I’m doing. :/
On a completely different topic, due to holidays and beaches I am all sun drenched and far less pale. Though I now have awkward swimming tan :/ Let’s compare, MEL versus ME.
MELLY AND ME!
:D Notice the difference?
Well.. I think we’ve become pretty good friends now. Well, you do know a bit of my personal life (this is awkward) so yeah… Adios!
See you in a couple of oh I dunno, when I can be stuffed. <3 from Ness.